April 24, 2008

OMG! Puma Live on Flirt 4 Free!

by @ 5:36 pm. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel, Website Of The Day

If you’ve never seen naughty Puma, you are in for a treat tonight!! Paired with the sexy Tory Lane, this is going to be a show to remember!

Miss Puma is more than just HAWT, she’s a BLAST to hang out with too!

 

LUFF You Too Miss Puma!

April 17, 2008

Follow The REP

by @ 3:35 pm. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel, Website Of The Day

I love this business, don’t know if it’s a girl-thing, but I follow my affilate REPs, like they are hairdressers!

One of my favorites, now a Marketing Manager Joey - is now Joey Z, from zbuckz!  I love it! A change for a REP, means fresh attention and new programs to promote, for me.  Knowing that  Joey is a go-to guy, makes it easy to follow him to the ends of the Internet, and pimp his shit. 

Bet these are gona convert fast!

HDK RAW - Hard wet & raw

ASIAN BOY FEET - Smooth & tasty

Want to learn more about zbuckz programs? ICQ Joey 432-400-813 and tell him, Madame sent you.

 

April 4, 2008

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April 2, 2008

Such An Honor

by @ 10:21 am. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel, Pic Of THe Moment, Good Press

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. There is no other business where size only matters, when it comes to dicks or tits!  Both Roy and I are pleased and honored to be part of the Lightspeed Family!

The Newest Members of The Lightspeed Family

March 25, 2008

Hitting The Highway

by @ 5:06 am. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel

Oh boy!  Last entry before we hit the highway, west. With a stop over in NM- we should See you all in beautiful Tempe, Az, tomorrow.

We gona boogie oogie oogie, till we can’t boogie, no `mo!

 

 

 

March 21, 2008

Catching Up

Hello my dear readers! After more than 2 years of daily posts, life got busy, and this poor blog has suffered. Fear not!  Okay ..  be afraid .. I’m back and updating!

And what better way to start off the Spring, than a Road Trip? Nuffin’ I tell ya! In just a few days, it’s time to pack up Big Blue and head West to beautiful Tempe, Az to attend the Phoenix Forum! With this years merger of gay and straight businesses, all under one roof, I should be one busy Pimptress.

Also this year, BlueToon Media was treated to the event by one of our favorite industry peeps, Steve Lightspeed.  Having served him countless cups of coffee over the years, we are thrilled to be his guests and can’t wait for Nakid Dodge Ball fun!

So here’s to our Host - a man who’s never afraid to tell a story best left in the dark …

Lightspeed Cash Rocks!

March 15, 2008

Tonight On Talk Shoe

by @ 6:49 pm. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Talk Shoe
An interview with Miss Vivian, Lifestyle Mistress & Mentor on Talk Shoe. 03/15/2008 10:00 PM EDT
Overview: **Not intended for audiences under the age of 18.** Intelligent and mature discussion on a variety of topics including but not limited to sexuality, relationships, erotica, pop culture, BDSM, current events.
Biography: Miz Ava is a social work grad student with a somewhat sadistic sense of humor and an affinity for all things kink. Ms Cecilia is a certified hypnotherapist with a quirky wit and ability to entrance the masses with only a few words. Put these two charming ladies together and you get Vox Erotic Radio.

February 14, 2008

Court overturns Texas ban on sex toys

by @ 5:45 pm. Filed under Daily Drivel, Politics & 2257, ARG!, Good Press, Adult News

Federal appeals court says law violates constitutional right to privacy.

A federal appeals court has struck down a Texas law that makes it a crime to promote or sell sex toys.”Whatever one might think or believe about the use of these devices,” said an opinion written by Justice Thomas M. Reavley of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans, “government interference with their personal and private use violates the Constitution.”

 

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February 9, 2008

Blow It For A Buck!

by @ 11:03 am. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel

Tune In Lube Up & Get Ready To WIN!

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Log On & Listen To Cock Radio and don’t forget to mark your calendars every Hump Day and join in the fun of Miss Viv’s Early Morning Boner Radio Hour every Wednesday, at 8 am eastern. Talk Radio will never be the same. Show Topics posted each Tuesday on Fem Domain.

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January 18, 2008

Mistress Always Wins

by @ 8:42 am. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Website Of The Day

I’m always on the outlook for fun websites to promote and I’ve come across something different, that has already started to convert for us, Mistress Always Wins

With new audios added each week and sexy illustrated stories, membership gives full access to all the fun features, including erotic ring tones for your cell phone!  Imagine, waking up each morning to the sultry voice of the Mistress you adore.  You can play these online, or download them to your I Pod for a more “private” listening experience.

Don’t miss the chance for your 40% payouts, and start promoting this micro niche, today.

January 17, 2008

YNOT Blog

by @ 6:04 am. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel, Board Whorin'

Madame’s blog on YNOT has been updated with a new entry, Life Needs An Atlas.

 

December 28, 2007

Up Dated Today

by @ 8:33 am. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel, Website Of The Day

Just in time for the long weekend, all the BlueToon Media sites have been updated with new picture sets.

 Hot & Spicy 18+ Twinks

 

December 25, 2007

A Partridge, a Pear Tree, a Price Tag That Grows

by @ 7:28 am. Filed under Daily Drivel, Too Funny!

From The NY Times.

Maids a-milking finally received a raise this year and gold prices jumped, a combination that made it more costly than ever to bestow the elaborate set of gifts from the classic holiday carol “The 12 Days of Christmas.”

This year, the song’s true love would spend $19,507 to give every whimsy on the 12th day — from the partridge in a pear tree to the 12 drummers drumming — according to the holiday index tabulated by PNC Wealth Management in Pittsburgh.

That is up 3.1 percent over the cost of last year’s gift package, said James P. Dunigan, the company’s managing executive for investments.

“The first minimum-wage increase in a decade along with higher gold prices being passed to consumers were major reasons why the Christmas Price Index rose,” he said.

The company started tracking the cost of giving the medieval carol’s bevy of gifts — 364 items, if the partridge and its pear tree are counted together in each verse — 23 years ago as a catchy way of tracking economic trends. Goods used to be the burden on the true love’s pocketbook, but the cost of services has risen steadily since PNC began the index in 1984. Entertainment from the ladies dancing and lords a-leaping has increased 300 percent over the last two decades.

“What’s interesting is how closely the index tracks the Consumer Price Index,” Mr. Dunigan said. That index, the inflation measure produced by the federal Bureau of Labor Statistics, was up 4.3 percent in November from a year earlier.

Unskilled labor had remained consistently cheap for years, but the eight maids a-milking received their first raise in a decade after Congress lifted the minimum wage to $5.85 an hour. The maids can expect to receive more increases next year and in 2009.

Even so, their cost — $46.80 this year — is modest, and dwarfed by the 21.5 percent rise in the price of the five gold rings specified in the carol. That price tag came to $395, compared with $325 last year.

Among the tokens of affection, the six geese and four calling birds went up the most, 20 percent and 25 percent. Geese prices reflect higher prices for food, Mr. Dunigan said, and the price of calling birds — canaries, in today’s parlance — is driven up by demand and shipping costs.

Unlike last year, when the lords a-leaping, pipers piping, drummers drumming and ladies dancing ran up the bill, pay for skilled labor increased modestly in 2007. Nine ladies dancing commanded only a 3 percent increase, to $4,759, based on figures from Philadanco, a modern dance company based in Philadelphia.

The 10 lords a-leaping — based on prices provided by the Pennsylvania Ballet — also rose 3 percent, to $4,285. The 11 pipers were up 4.2 percent, to $2,213, and the dozen drummers also cost 4.2 percent more, at $2,397, based on information from a Pennsylvania musicians’ union.

This year, the partridge’s cost, according to information from the Cincinnati Zoo, remained the same — $15. But the pear tree went up to $149, a 15.4 percent increase, according to figures from a Philadelphia nursery, which attributed the price increase to commercial landscaping demand.

After all the verses — when the singer has 12 partridges in 12 pear trees — the song’s gifts would cost $78,100, up 4 percent over 2006. This contrasts with $128,886, a 2.5 percent increase from last year, to assemble the same gifts on the Internet. Giving only the gifts from the 12th day, an online shopper would be set back $31,249, 3 percent more than last year and significantly more than the old-fashioned way of gathering the gifts because shipping costs drive the tab higher.

The only time that the PNC index has not closely paralleled the Consumer Price Index was in 1995, when swan prices tumbled because of increased availability. The cost for seven swans a-swimming is $4,200 today, nearly half the price two decades ago.

December 17, 2007

Meet Miss Vivian

by @ 7:10 am. Filed under Adult Industry Pimpin', Daily Drivel, Phone Sex

Allow me to introduce you to a Lifestyle Fem Dom skilled in the Art of training sluts of every ilk, Miss Vivian.

Give her a call, and tell her that Madame sent you.

800-356-6169

 

 

 

December 13, 2007

Back In The Heart Of Texas

by @ 9:07 am. Filed under Daily Drivel

Your dear Madame is so Happy to be HOME, after a very long road trip to the Pacific NW.

11 days of slush, ice, rain and snow - I was chilled to the bone, and wondering why the coldest States in The Union don’t have vending machines with coffee, at any of the rest stops.

Not to mention, the VERY cold comode seats!

Such joy! Home Again!