From The NY Times.
Maids a-milking finally received a raise this year and gold prices jumped, a combination that made it more costly than ever to bestow the elaborate set of gifts from the classic holiday carol “The 12 Days of Christmas.”
This year, the song’s true love would spend $19,507 to give every whimsy on the […]

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.   Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition […]

I’ve heard that this was around last year .. but still - oh so funny.
Here’s one of Madame & Roy
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9581836161
Go on, Elf Yourself!
Share Yours in the comments.

Thank you Miss Tracy! This is a Hoot!
You know it can’t be Texas, there’s green grass!

Oy Monday! Ugly news everywhere … so here’s some interesting facts for you to share around the water cooler.  Snatched from my Friends over at Dave’s Daily, it is the first list like this, that I didn’t know most of the facts.  Where does he find this stuff?
1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2. […]

For me a good day- can only be called such, when I’ve completed a task, made someone laugh, and learned something new.  I’m 2 for 3 today and it isn’t even NOON!
Today. with hands on help, I learned how to and completed the updates on all of the gay membership sites. That would be 4 of them, so I’m patting my self […]

I’m a low end cable user, happy without that Top Tier of “preimum” channels, so I have to wait years to see some really great shows.  Like, Dead Like Me, and now, Dexter. Oh boy! Right up my alley! A serial killer you can root for.
I would have never noticed this Showtime production with a ”Hero”  surfing […]

Ever know something, but not really KNOW it? Before I entered the wild world of on-line smut, I had never knew there was such a thing as The Burning Man Festival, and until today, never paid it any attention. However this year, several of my favorite industry personalites are there, so I thought I’d check it out.
Oh My!  It […]

Look what someone over on Pimp Board posted today.  Too Cute!!
 

My favorite grumpy muppets!

I can call this day done, thanks to Princess Mandy and her post about, the pigs. I’ve had my chuckle for today, and am tickled to see that our neighbors to the North, have their share of the knuckleheads!
Thieves carried off 22 pigs in compact car, say police
 

Everyone has their favorite “time waster” web sites.  Thankfully, most of you do it with porn!  Me? I get enough dicks on a weekly basis, so I go for the funny. Today I have spent the past hour hangin’ out over at Dave’s Daily, lost in the funny pics and members’ confessions.
How bout you? Got […]

Now here is the prefect example of why we should pay attention to the who, what, where, why and hows- of publishing on the web. It shouldn’t have taken so long to notice .. geeze.
Readers of Google Inc.’s Custom Search Blog were handed a bit of a surprise Tuesday when the Web site was temporarily […]

A few months back, I was told to slow down. To find some distraction, that wasn’t work related. Well it’s too dang HOT to garden past dawn,  got weary of loosing $2 a day at penny poker and beating RISK wasn’t much fun anymore - so I asked our GameMaster Friend, Bear- who also works from Home… 
How do […]

At Last! Some news that isn’t about drunken actresses! 
From USA TODAY
WASHINGTON — After exhaustively compiling a list of the 237 reasons why people have sex, researchers found that young men and women get intimate for mostly the same motivations.

It’s more about lust in the body than a love connection in the heart.
College-aged men and women agree on […]

What’s up w/ all the rich ppl in the world lately? Can’t they hire Drivers? 
 Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, who made headlines earlier this year when he claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, said Friday he was stripped, robbed and left naked in his Rolls-Royce by three women.
Frederic Von Anhalt called police […]