According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
December 2nd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
You to be honset it would be great if us humans had something liek that because then I could not be forced into doing things with humans taht I think are woman but are really men. It may put a few phone sex domme out of a job thou
December 11th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
I learn something new every time I read your blog! I love it!
December 18th, 2007 at 1:55 am
Here I was impressed by the funny post and come across the even funnier comment
Seriously I cannot stop laughing at that- Dirty Leather Male; call me!