Something Special For The Guys

by @ 8:47 am on February 12, 2007.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and although it’s not a holiday I put much stock in, it always seems to be slated in favor of the gals. 

Now is that FAIR?  I mean what do guys want, really.

Flowers? <---- Madame's favorite

Candy?  <------  She'll LOVE These

Nahhh... men are MUCH Simpler than that!  All they really want is a good steak and some lovin'!  So if you really want to make that man `o yours REALLY happy ... 

There's a  new holiday to mark on your calendar

Steak &  Blowjob Day

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

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