| How do you eat your M& Ms? I’m sitting here with a bowl of them - getting my share, before roy finds it. He eats his by the hand-full and can demolish a bag, before I’ve eaten all the alien blues.
Yes, I eat the blue ones first .. They just look SO WRONG! What was so BAD - that tan got the ax? Why can’t they leave my food alone? First they changed Special K, then KIX .. will it Never end? So am I really that odd? Or are there others, who eat them in some particular way? If you’ll pardon me, it’s time to cull out the greens.
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July 6th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
The question is unfair, for you see, it begs another question. Are the M&M’s plain or peanut?
Plain must be devoured quickly, handfuls at a time. Only then can they be protected from an all-consuming partner.
Peanut must be savored, each layer tasted in a process of slow, tormenting and melting delight. This also prevents all that sugar from grinding into your teeth.
Jack